Another Day, Another Dollar

(Homework is not my friend)

I am supposed to be writing a paper, so I thought that I'd detail my top ten time-wasting websites that I peruse when I should be working, just in case you have a few extra pesos/solas/bolivianos/reals/fuertes/guaranis/dollars to spare at the internet cafe. Enjoy!

10. Friend's websites (although obviously not a waste of time), such as the always witty Manifest Destino, the seldom updated Plebisite and the quirky Europe Woo.

9. My favorite Lostie Jorge Garcia's blog. Short and sweet entries, just like I like my drinks and my men (whaaaaa, that doesn't make sense???) http://dispatchesfromtheisland.blogspot.com/

8. Best Week Ever, the most nonsensical pop culture blog out there. If Perez Hilton and Dickers had a baby that was a blog, it would be this one. http://www.bestweekever.tv/

7. Smitten Kitchen, to determine what I am going to eat for dinner (or most likely, dessert). http://smittenkitchen.com/

6. Apartment Therapy, so I can feel bad about how after three years my house still isn't totally decorated. http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/

5. Wikipedia. In the past week, thanks to wikipedia, I have learned these three things: 1) Cinco de Mayo is not the Mexican Independence Day, and most of Mexico doesn't actually celebrate Cinco de Mayo; 2) Tim Duncan enjoys Renaissance Fairs and Dungeons and Dragons, and; 3) Keanu Reeves (dude) is Canadian (sweet).

4. Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. An oldie but goody, cheers me up no matter how bad my case of the Mondays is. http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

3. New York Magazine Daily Intel, but only for these three things: 1) Weekly sex diaries (whoa, weirdo); 2) Recap of Gossip Girl, and the recap of the recap, and; 3) Recap of The Real Housewives of New York. I'm sure you are watching both of those shows abroad, I expect a bullet point list of why you are on Team Bethanny or Team Jill, and why Jenny Humphrey is an evil robot.

2. Craigslist. Sometimes, I may or may not buy steamer trunks while Zach is at conferences (score). The goal is to have a steamer trunk/liquor cart by the time you two booze hounds get back. I can't wait to see what else I acquire before you return.

1. Facebook (duh). Because of this brilliant time suck, I no longer feel the need to go to my high school reunion!

(The liquor cabinet to be)